You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I need water and some morals
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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