i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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