Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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