hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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