You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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