her vagine was all disorganized.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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