You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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