There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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