Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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