yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Randomize
