is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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