We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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