Fuck appropriateness.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize