C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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