Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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