who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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