Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.