If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.