I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.