Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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