Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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