Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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