love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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