I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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