we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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