you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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