i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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