My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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