so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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