How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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