So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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