Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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