if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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