To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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