what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I had to cum in my sink.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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