Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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