You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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