So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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