Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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