I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
In other news, I just burned my penis
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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