Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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