D3 body, D1 cock
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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