I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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