We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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