You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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