So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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