Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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