You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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