He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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