Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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