This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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