Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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