How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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