So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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