her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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