if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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